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Limericks
Harrison wants to be Solo
But George shook his head and said, "No, no!
I've seen him before!"
But casting's a bore
So 'fore long... classic Han Solo!
Tyrannus, Darth Maul, Darth Vader
Threw Sideous a party to cater
To his every whim.
(Was a trick on him -
Was thrown down the shaft slightly later)
A Nemodian (George named him Gunray)
Went to Naboo to attack Sunday
They brought battle droids
And scared girls and boys
But they were all saved by Miss Padme
It's hard to make limericks rhyme
(Will not try to do it this time)
I never can do it
This one will prove it -
My lim'ricks should be called a crime.
My personal favorite:
There once was a Gungan named Jar Jar
Who wanted a drink at the bar bar
He forgot to pay...
Next thing he knew, they
Stuffed him in the trunk of a car car.
Padme got a present for Ani!
She thought it was his favorite candy.
It tasted like chalk
And caused him to balk,
But smiling, he said, "It's dandy!"
Haiku (sorry!)
Luke Skywalker is
A very boring Jedi
His jokes make me sleep.
Leia Solo gave
Birth to twins. Talk about a
Family curse. Ouch!
Salacious Crumb has
No idea what to do - Jabba
Died and left no food.
Where oh where has my
Little dog gome? Where oh where...
Look! There... The Sarlacc.
It is hard to make
Haiku rhyme. Maybe I can
Get Threepio to.
Why do they hate me?
I can't help it if Jar Jar
Is the name of dad!
1 comment:
Ok, now you just got me worried!
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