Old Blog Archive: (Mostly) Star Wars Haiku & Limericks

This blog entry was originally posted on my now defunct Star Wars.com blog. I am now archiving it for posterity in my new, improved, and free blog.

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Here's my little attempt at poetry. Sometimes at night, reading my FanFics from TheForce.Net on my PDA, I jump up in bed and think of a Limerick or Haiku. Then I think I will remember it in the morning, and promptly forget. So, I now have a place to drop them where I can keep them for posterity. Or at least until I stop liking them.

My inspiration comes from The Stooge's Star Wars Joke-a-Day Limerick Friday. Enjoy!

Here goes...

[April 6, 2006]

A rancor went to Jabba's palace
And applied for a job needing malice.
When asked for his name,
He replied with shame:
"My mother and dad named me Alice."

There is an Ewok named Paploo
Who couldn't find his pet named Choo!
He looked for the bug
Under all the rugs
And found it beneath Leia's shoe.

There once was a Gungan named Rick
Who thought he could write limericks.
He failed at the sport,
His poems were too short

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