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Preeeesenting... Star Wars Couples That Never Were - And Shouldn't Be.
Here is an incomplete list of possible Star Wars couples. I have thrown in my opinion here and there. Post comments on certain couples, or suggest your own. Here goes:
Stormtrooper & R2-D2
--Good: They would remember each other's names. "Hello, R2-D2." "Hello, TK-421. Why aren't you at your post?"
--Bad: Think of the kids.
Darth Vader & Mara Jade
--Good: Their marriage would add a new record to Hollywood's "Shortest Marriage" category.
--Bad: He's old enough to be her father. But, hey... she's supposed to be the Emperor's little friend.
Luke & Leia
--Good: They're so much alike.
--Bad: "This might sound crazy... but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing my brother."
Chewbacca & Paploo
(OK, Maybe Paploo was male. I couldn't think of the name of a female Ewok. Sue me.)
--Good: They could have combed each other's fur.
--Bad: erm... The size difference might be an issue.
Yoda & Yaddle
--Good: Same species.
--Bad: Who wants to have kids at 850?
Jar Jar & Carbonite Freezing Chamber
--Good: Hmm. Let's see... so hard to figure this one out...
--Bad: Bad? What could possibly be bad?
Admiral Ackbar & Mon Mothma
--Good: Umm... at least they're on the same side of the war.
--Bad: Ewwwww!
Bail Organa & Padme
--Good: Those would have been some good lookin' kids.
--Bad: Anakin would have killed Bail, leading to an earlier decent to the Dark Side.
Stormtrooper & Battle Droid
--Good: The stormtrooper would think he had got himself a supermodel.
--Bad: What would happen when he tried to take of the armor?
Stormtrooper & Stormtrooper
--Good: umm... I'll get back to you on that one.
--Bad: They'd always be wearing the same outfit.
Jar Jar & Padme
--Good: Umm... They're both from Naboo?
--Bad: Ewwwww! Double Ewwwww!
Well, that's it for now. Please feel free to think up your own good/bad points, and any other (un)happy couples.
Here is an incomplete list of possible Star Wars couples. I have thrown in my opinion here and there. Post comments on certain couples, or suggest your own. Here goes:
Stormtrooper & R2-D2
--Good: They would remember each other's names. "Hello, R2-D2." "Hello, TK-421. Why aren't you at your post?"
--Bad: Think of the kids.
Darth Vader & Mara Jade
--Good: Their marriage would add a new record to Hollywood's "Shortest Marriage" category.
--Bad: He's old enough to be her father. But, hey... she's supposed to be the Emperor's little friend.
Luke & Leia
--Good: They're so much alike.
--Bad: "This might sound crazy... but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing my brother."
Chewbacca & Paploo
(OK, Maybe Paploo was male. I couldn't think of the name of a female Ewok. Sue me.)
--Good: They could have combed each other's fur.
--Bad: erm... The size difference might be an issue.
Yoda & Yaddle
--Good: Same species.
--Bad: Who wants to have kids at 850?
Jar Jar & Carbonite Freezing Chamber
--Good: Hmm. Let's see... so hard to figure this one out...
--Bad: Bad? What could possibly be bad?
Admiral Ackbar & Mon Mothma
--Good: Umm... at least they're on the same side of the war.
--Bad: Ewwwww!
Bail Organa & Padme
--Good: Those would have been some good lookin' kids.
--Bad: Anakin would have killed Bail, leading to an earlier decent to the Dark Side.
Stormtrooper & Battle Droid
--Good: The stormtrooper would think he had got himself a supermodel.
--Bad: What would happen when he tried to take of the armor?
Stormtrooper & Stormtrooper
--Good: umm... I'll get back to you on that one.
--Bad: They'd always be wearing the same outfit.
Jar Jar & Padme
--Good: Umm... They're both from Naboo?
--Bad: Ewwwww! Double Ewwwww!
Well, that's it for now. Please feel free to think up your own good/bad points, and any other (un)happy couples.
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