Old Blog Archive: Dear Old Dad...

This blog entry was originally posted on my now defunct Star Wars.com blog. I am now archiving it for posterity in my new, improved, and free blog.

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"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy Daddy daddydaddydadad..."
"What?!"
"Little Lost Bantha Cub."
"No, Luke. You know I hate that book."
"But I WANT you to read it!"
"You don't always get what you want."
"How 'bout Hop on Pop."
"You mean this book?"
"Yeahhhh!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I said so."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"Go ask Uncle Palpy."
"OK!"

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"Unca Palpy?"
"Can't you see I'm busy, Luke?"
"Whatcha doin'?"
"This mean old Jedi needs to be punished. He is getting lightning."
"Oooooo... can I watch?"
"No."
"I'm thirsty."
"Go ask your dad for some blue milk."
"But I want you to get it."
"Commander Cody. Get the brat some milk."
"Yes Sir."
"Now, Luke, go get ready for bed. It's 1900 hours, and you need your sleep. Your dad is taking you to chase a bad Jedi out on Tatooine tomorrow, and you need your sleep."
"Night night, Unca Palpy!"